Just saw a pigeon walking around with no head

And it had no wings and no legs either

And it had no body and no tail and it had no feathers and no job

I didn't see anything walking around

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

It's so fascinating when culture war weirdos get to the point where they can't express their enjoyment of something without first making up a guy who's sooooo mad at them for it and seething and coping soooo hard about it

Yeah sure Mr Trad West all the betas are SOOOO mad at you for enjoying nature, you're owning them sooooo hard.

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

Fully imagining this exhibit surrounded by rubberhose animators in exaggerated floods of tears at the sheer beauty of nature.

i havent stopped thinking about samurai wojak its definitely my favorite one i've ever seen down to the fact it uses my favorite face that's like "OOOOOOOOOGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i want to give the creator of this image money. i want to print this out and frame it.

@logmore didnt you make this?

Somebody else drew the head, but i decided he looked like a samurai so i gave him a warrior's body

you're my hero

Mixed reviews

come on man

i love how bad he is at using that pen i’m so obsessed

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

house md is awesome

I'm probably wrong, as I haven't watched House outside of tumblr gifsets in about ten years, but if memory serves then the shot immediately prior was the same man saying words to the effect of "we can't just give the patient more cancer!"

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?