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Throne of Sarcasm and Chocolate

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-Current Ruler of Hell- -Monarch with a sweet tooth- -Creator and Destroyer of Muses- |||NOT AN SPN LUCIFER BLOG||| {{Mun RP Blog/Multicharacter blog. Riley is the default main muse, but feel free to request any of the muses found here.
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♦ Body worshipping their naked form, slowly. -

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Oh god.Oh god, oh good god–The internal mantra was all they could manage, as fingers and palms of hands- Oh gods, was that his tongue?!A sound, somewhere between a squeak and a chocked moan left them. They were shaking, unable to keep from twitching and moving into every single little touch–Fingers curled into blankets, wrists turning and twisting the sheets in desperation as pleasure ran through them but just did not crest, Tom being too teasing with his slowness that damn well had the younger of the two of them aching for more.Pleas were whispered for him to just stop, to get the point and stop torturing them like this. But he just continued on his merry way with a damn grin and–Oh god.

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✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

Grumbling, arms over their chest, they looked much like a disgruntled child as the older man fixed the mess they called their hair. Not that he was succeeding by much, the locks no longer as short as they had been when they had first met.“I swear to all the gods, old man, if you keep fuckin’ with it and it gets frizzy I’m goin’ to whoop your ass. Don’t test me.” If it was not for the almost fond look on their face as fingers grazed against their scalp and had their head tilting into the touch, one could have thought Riley was incredibly serious.

✥ Play fighting!

Well, they had warned Tex. Of course the bastard had not listened. He rarely did. The result was tackling and grappling, breathless laughs, and tickling that had them both on the floor. Damn that man.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it.

Target practice was the time of day they most looked forward to. A time to unwind without hurting someone. Where focus was expected, and the way their lips curled with satisfaction and rage was not uncommon. From the bottom of their heart, they imagined their father in every target; here where it was safe to unload a clip without consequences, and every moving, firing, target they cut down when in a fight. Fuck him. Fuck him, fuck him, fuckhimfuckhimfuckingdieyoubastard–Their gun clicked. Click, click, click. The red haze faded from the edges of their vision, a sigh leaving them as they reached for another clip.One was brought into his field of vision, and brown eyes glanced up at who handed it to him. The cold, hard, stony look melted from their face and was replaced with something soft as they took the fresh clip from Tex.“Thank you…”

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

He did not need to pull them closer; the younger of the two already leaning close and pressing their forehead against his chest. They breathed in heavily, exhaled shakily. The gentle touches served to calm them, ground them, settle them down. Gods, what would they do without him? He was their rock, and as much as it worried them that they were violent waves eroding said rock, he could not have imagined being this stable again without him.

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

Gasps, tiny and muffled only by sheer willpower, escaped their throat; head tilting to the side and allowing him more room to work his magic. Fingers curled into his long hair, twisting slightly with each shudder that ran through their body.“F-fuck–” Knees knocked together, eyes fluttering closed, the nips enough to drive them crazy just on their own; the gentle, caring, way they were delivered were just the icing on the cake at this point.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

Eyes drifted over the naked body bathed in hot water in steam, tracing over the light lines on his back from over eager nails. Affection, plain and simple and something they thought they were no longer fully capable of, swelled in their chest. Riley could get use to this, seeing him every morning and sharing meals and showers on the regular… They hoped the universe was kind enough to at least give them that, at least for awhile.

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Acts of Affection

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Family/Platonic:

  • ✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.
  • ✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.
  • ★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.
  • ✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.
  • ☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.
  • ☀  Singing them to sleep.
  • ☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 
  • ☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.
  • ✥ Play fighting!
  • ❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

  • ♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.
  • ♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.
  • ❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.
  • ❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 
  • ❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.
  • ❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.
  • ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.
  • ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.
  • £ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.
  • Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

  • ✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.
  • ✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.
  • ♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.
  • ✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.
  • ✦  Giving a sensual massage.
  • ♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.
  • ▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.
  • ▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.
  • ► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.
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The moment he realized that there was someone else in the library it was already too late to escape the awkwardness of the situation. Fresh warm blood, it was the only thing that could make him forget about everything. Best taste ever. Sensations, impossible to describe. Renewal of each cell of his body. Primal, animal act, he enjoyed like a newborn baby enjoyed the mother’s milk. The reason why when he needed blood he preferred the hunt instead of some blood bank robbery. He wasn’t afraid to kill. However, this time it wasn’t a hunt. The man pissed him off, pushed the wrong buttons. Really, he should know better, but he didn’t and got… what he got. Lips, chin and hands covered in dark thickening liquid, the nameless raised his head and looked at the incomer. Red handed, nothing to say. “I wasn’t going to kill him, he shot me first.” His left shoulder burned where the shotgun shot tore away the piece of his flesh, the sleeves of his shirt and jacket in that spot were ruined and soaked with his own blood. Soon, he knew, the wound was going to heal and vanish like it never was there, but it was. But what pushed him over the edge wasn’t the attack, it was what the human told him and who he talked about. He sat there, on the floor, next to the corpse, didn’t try to run or lash at the other. He wasn’t angry anymore and didn’t want to leave more dead bodies, so he just waited for the new character to say or do something.

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Books hit the floor, heavy thuds on wood, when fingers momentarily lost their grip on ancient leather bindings from the sheer surprise and shock of the scene they had walked into. The noise was not enough to shake them from the state they were in, eyes wide and one of their now free hands raising to cover their nose; the smell of copper strong enough to make their stomach roll hard and lurch, throat spasming with the urge to gag that they barely were able to fight back against.

When he spoke, that was when they were able to pull themself together once again, hand lowering and spine straightening out. They were silent, eyes still fixed on the man and the body, as they slowly kneeled to collect the tomes they had dropped; relatively useless for the moment with their buyer’s throat torn out and blood spilled all over the stranger and everything else. 

What worried them was not the lack of a sell, though it would later when they were digging into the large jar at the back of their RV looking for enough change to pay for gas, food, and cigarettes. No, what worried them was the distinct lack of knowing; none of the, what they suspected was close to, hundred of sigils etched into their skin burned. 

They breathed in deeply, despite the way it made the smell of blood stronger and renewed the urge to lose their lunch, and skirted around the edge of the room. Riley’s eyes darted over the dead man’s belongings, hesitantly leaving the stranger for the moment. “U-understandable then. He was always a trigger happy kinda g-guy.” At least, that was what they figured; they were not horribly well acquainted, despite the business they conducted, but he did give that faint impression he did not have any scruples about shooting anyone first and asking questions later. If that was what happened here.

Some things were pocketed, small knick-knacks and such most people would just pass over, but held value amongst some of Riley’s other clients. The man was dead, he would not be needing them anymore. “Just, uh, don’t mind me. I’ll be out of the way i-in a few moments.”

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"Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?" -Anael ;)

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“If yer talking about what I’m thinking, you’re talking about then no. Do you happen to be friends with that other one? Short stack?”

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“Aww, come on there handsome– Where’s yer sense of adventure? Ya talkin’ about the boss? Yeah, I know– Wait, did they try makin a move too? Well, now ya ain’t goin’ to shake me so easy, hot stuff.”

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Fallen Angel(s) of Note

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Name: Kushiel

FC: Josh Holloway

Age: Does not remember; younger than Lucifer, older than Hell

Sexuality: Pansexual Demiromantic

Rank in Hell:V; Thanks Satan--No official position, but spends his time bouncing between The Pit and The Tombs.V; Hell of a Retirement--Granted access back into Heaven

Personality Overview:

  • Fair: in accordance with the rules or standards; legitimate.
  • Frank: open, honest, and direct in speech or writing, especially when dealing with unpalatable matters.
  • Charming:  polite, friendly, and likable.

Name: Jehoel

FC: Tobin Bell

Age: Created nine angels after the archangels

Sexuality: Asexual Aromantic

Rank in Hell: V; Thanks Satan--Tends to Hell’s Eternal Fire. V; Hell of a Retirement--Holds same position

Personality Overview:

  • Dispassionate:  not influenced by strong emotion, and so able to be rational and impartial.
  • Frigid: showing no friendliness or enthusiasm; stiff or formal in behavior or style.
  • Grim:  forbidding or uninviting.

Name: Apsinthos

FC: Dwayne Johnson

Age: Does not remember; younger than Lucifer, older than Hell

Sexuality: Bisexual Biromantic

Rank in Hell: V; Thanks Satan-- Riley’s personal body guard. V; Hell of a Retirement-- Deceased (killed by an unknown assassin while protecting Riley) 

Personality Overview: 

  • Dedicated: devoted to a task or purpose; having single-minded loyalty or integrity 
  • Formidable: inspiring fear or respect through being impressively large, powerful, intense, or capable.
  • Militant: combative and aggressive in support of a political or social cause, and typically favoring extreme, violent, or confrontational methods.

Name:  Penemuel

FC: Tilda Swinton

Age: Born right before Lucifer’s fall

Sexuality: Asexual Panromantic (uses xe/xem/xyr pronouns)

Rank in Hell: V; Thanks Satan-- Hell’s historian. V; Hell of a Retirement-- Granted access back into Heaven

Personality Overview:

  • Bookish: devoted to reading and studying rather than worldly interests.
  • Discreet: careful and circumspect in one's speech or actions, especially in order to avoid causing offense or to gain an advantage.
  • Astute: having or showing an ability to accurately assess situations or people.

Name: Solas

FC: Shannyn Sossamon

Age: One of the first angels made after the archangels, older than Jehoel

Sexuality: Heterosexual Aromantic

Rank in Hell: V;Thanks Satan-- Stationed under Befafes as his lieutenant. V; Hell of a Retirement-- Exiled from Hell for attempting to kill Blessed after he claimed the Infernal Throne (was given leniency due to being Lucifer’s former lover).

Personality Overview:

  • Sarcastic: marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt.
  • Bold: showing an ability to take risks; confident and courageous.
  • Spirited: full of energy, enthusiasm, and determination.
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"So, you're the one my brother has been trying to keep to himself? That's hardly fair of him. The name's Hagith, pleasure to meet you." -Hagith

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“Oh hell no-”

“We- You- I know you, you came to my house and very randomly kissed me one day before running off to lala land, are you trying to get your giant handsome ass killed? I already have trouble trying to get Lahad, Abyss, and Anael to behave in our relationship big guy.”

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“Oh, so you admit to me being handsome? That’s a good sign.” The demon gave the biggest shit eating grin he could muster. “They’d get over it. Anael need to learn to share eventually, anyway.” He leaned down to be eye level with the smaller man. “Besides, you act like my brother could beat me in a fight. Come on, shorty, live a little and just admit you’d love to be around your’s truly more.”

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[Cue random god flopping on the child] Fa'ble: Aat avee I missed?(What have I missed?)

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          “Not much. Just your run of the mill demon rebellions and such.”

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The creator’s cheeks reddened slightly, leaning into the hand on their cheek. “I know… doesn’t mean I’m not going to hassle you.” They smiled, their own hand touching the one against their cheek. “I love you too, old man.”

The old god smirked slightly seeing the younger’s cheeks reddened, amusement lighting up his face for a few passing moments before he snorted at being called old. “’m not that old..” He grumbled before giving a small pout. He shook his head a little before leaning into the affection lightly, silently enjoying it before flicking his odd colored hues back to the younger. “’ell hasslin’ is fine I ‘uess.”

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“’sides from all ‘at though how ‘oo been, love?”

They laughed, smile turning into a smirk. “’Not that old’? That’s what all old men say.” 

Riley had to look away after a moment, eyes darting to the ground in an effort to compose themself. They loved his eyes; looking too long at them would mean more embarrassment on their end. “I’ve been better, but I really can’t complain.” Because, if they did, they would not stop complaining. Blessed and Lucifer were in cahoots together, and that always meant trouble for them. Hell was... well, hell. They were over worked, trying to manage everything and everyone... life was hard right now, but they were trucking along.

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"Where t'e sweet ever livin' fuck 'ave you been? Get ovah 'ere and give me a 'ug, ya arse." -Abyss

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“You act like I was gone for decades, only a few months really…” Maybe a year. he wasn’t really sure. He shook his head before heading over to the other and embracing him into a hug. “It’s good to see ya too, Abyss.”

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“T’at is still too long, ya shite.” Arms curled tightly around the other, chin settling on top of his head. “Jus’ shuddup an’ let me enjoy t’is.” He grumbles, a rumbling sound coming from him as he nuzzled his face against the smaller man’s hair.”

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Jasper couldn’t help the expression that crossed his face for a brief for a second. He smirked after a little moment but said nothing else, stepping closer and nuzzling his face against the other’s chest and closing his green hues. Just letting everything be quiet if just for a minute. He felt himself physically relax for what seemed like the first time in weeks. Maybe it was a good thing he had run into Abyss. He had surely missed him damn well enough. “I missed you.” He murmured very softly.

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“I missed ya too.” He muttered, rubbing the other’s back. Hell, he had missed this man more than he had ever missed anyone… It was strange, having such an attachment to someone, but he found he did not mind it. He should have, but he didn’t. “So, w’ere’ve ya been. W’at ‘ave ya been up to w’ile ‘iding from me?”

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"Who has two thumbs an' is incredibly good lookin' who wants to take ya on a date? This guy." -Anael

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“Oh my god.” He murmured in the lowest little squeaky voice he could muster. “You are such a fucking nerd.”

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“Ya love it.” Eyebrows wiggled, and he leaned in close. “So… I didn’t hear a ‘no’ to that date.”

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“You are such a little-” He sighed roughly before gently shoving Anael’s shoulder but he was right. He hadn’t said no. “Fine…yes to the date you little shit.”

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“Again, ya love it.” The demon merely laughed at the shove, bowing low and taking the other man’s hand; placing a playful kiss to the top of it. “Fan-fuckin’-tastic. How do ya feel about Italian food?”

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