Salvation Through Oblivion

me: I’m gonna watch this thing!

people with a functioning brain: don’t watch the thing

me: *watches it anyway* that was horrible

people with a functioning brain: what did I just say you stupid fuck

“You act different in person” Bitch I was nervous

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

When Catholic Answers sends you clickbait through the mail

we have come full circle 

I am 4'9

“how tall are you” “Everyone”

new hat

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

Lots of variety this year!

A late bloomer!

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

this is pure and good

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

when you see someone cute in a bakery

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕