small bird enthusiast

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

and words are futile devices

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

Creature party

Photo by Wolfgang Schroter. Hennigsdorf, Germany, 1969.

[ID: Photos of a painted clay sculpture of two Przewalski's horses leaning against one another in an embrace with their eyes closed. The sculpture is from the shoulders up. Each photo shows a different angle. End ID]

This was an older Embrace piece that wasn't up to scratch, was going to recycle it, instead reworked the faces and manes, and used it as an opportunity to practice painting with acrylics. One of the faces has the more “plastic” look that I've been trying to avoid with acrylics (lower left photo). Watering the paint down and then gradually layering seems to keep the matte look I was getting with gouache.

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John Koch (1909-1978)American painter and teacher.

The Window Washers, 1975

‘After the Sitting’ by John Koch (American, 1909-1978)

Come on! This is too easy. You're making these up just so you can make jokes.

Usually I find they prefer to be called "tops", not "meat purveyors", no matter what they're doing to butts.

the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

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