in a hole in the ground...

being electric eels may have saved vox machina but it killed Matt

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

My little brother asked me what my favorite bird was and I whipped this post up so fast

ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????

These are 3 completly seperate emotions

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

i am SCREAMING

When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric

i’m howl when he said “theres no point in living unless i’m beautiful” then called upon the dark spirits bc he didn’t like his hair color

when artists go to hell they’re forced to draw all the art they promised but never made

“Since I’ve had to be without your sweetest presence, I have not wished to hear or see any other human being, but as the turtle-dove, having lost its mate, perches forever on its little dried up branch, so I lament endlessly till I shall enjoy your trust again. I look about and do not find my lover — she does not comfort me even with a single word.

Indeed when I reflect on the loveliness of your most joyful speech and aspect, I am utterly depressed, for I find nothing now that I could compare with your love, sweet beyond honey and honeycomb, compared with which the brightness of gold and silver is tarnished. What more?”

i cant believe fullmetal alchemist is still the greatest story ever told

also this

in middle earth, “big dick energy” is used almost exclusively by men

dwarves say “big beard energy”

hobbits say “big feet energy”

elves point in galadriel’s general direction

boromir: you say there is no strength left in the hearts of men, but I tell you the men of Gondor have the biggest dick energy there is!

aragorn: please stop talking 

my ideal taz/cr crossover is that it comes completely out of left field like the table is set as normal for the livestream and then half an hour in something goes horribly wrong and matt asks the guests to introduce themselves and the camera zooms out to show a plastic folding table at which sits all four mcelroys and they whip out the four worst character concepts imaginable and ask matt to explain the basic rules of d&d bc none of them actually know how to play

Tessa Thompson photographed by Shelby Duncan

Miranda Otto on Instangram 🗡 #NoMan #EowynMood #StillBadass