My heart hurts
“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
“Oh my god.“says his friend,“You just turned into a wolf.”
“Yes,“he replies "I am a were”
I thought when this day came, I would be really upset and torn. Actually, I felt nothing at all.
yesterday was as american as it gets~
Zuccarello got a slapshot to the head, fractured skull, brain contusion, couldn’t speak for 4 days, had to re-learn how to talk, still has trouble speaking sometimes, played a career high amount of games, had a 60 point season, led the team in points, but okay NHL. I’m very disappointed.