lab rat king

unexplained slide in my little brother’s high school math class PowerPoint

*getting turned on* oh baby my penis is becoming different

looking over and seeing this is so scary

risked it all for this photo

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

Return of the Monkey Paw

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

wuppies ☝️

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

I want the rat coin purse

Item: Purse Rat, a small metal rat that compulsively seek out coins to fill themselves, returning to their attuned master once full.

[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]

In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

“Hanging things can entertain your pig for hours!”

[ID: A photo of a pig standing with their face under a mop head suspended from a tree branch.] .