when you just graduated and your grandma asks “so do you have a job lined up?” 

Damn

talking to trump supporters

y'all got love?

Out of stock

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

enterprise nine-nine 6/?

Only 90s kids will remember

it doesn’t matter how slow you go so long as you don’t give up

ok someone please explain this to me 

cutscenes that keep the stupid clothes you put on your character

me: *spends $3″

me: 

me: *spends $200*

me: 

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

BILLIAM!!!!!!1! (okay who of you fuckers did this work of art?)