I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.
The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was
We'll get through this!
They did not get through this
I love that they couldn’t implement anything profitable and they had to get rid of tumblr live because 99% of people hated it but the second they gave us a useless button we lose our minds
not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government
doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing
Happy Easter!
I need a link to this
This is how the Resident Evil developers see Europe
o conselho tribais
This sounds completely insane but I swear just fucking around on Google Earth street view all over the world will cure you of whatever problems you have going on in this regard
I was thinking about the dynamic between Villain!Hizashi and normal Shouta and they honestly have the exact same vibes as lego Batjoker. Like you cannot tell me Villain!Hizashi wouldn't throw a fit over not being considered pro hero Eraserheads arch nemesis.
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess
What’s the comic sans trick?
wingdings' true purpose as a font
Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.
Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)
(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)
Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.
... you can't say that and not give the link.
Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.
At last, the blow fish.
"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her
i dont wanna get killed
Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."
I think maybe I missed the birds and the bees talk after all, I don’t remember this part
LIFE HACK FOR BROKEN JARS AND GLASSES
Once you have safely removed the big bits, cut a potato or apple or anything else with dense, firm flesh, and press it down on the area and it will pick up a bunch of the tiny shards and flat flecks of glass you can't see. Then sweep or Swiff when the floor is dry.
I found sweeping up glass first just spreads the itty bitty bits around, but this seems to help keep them in place, as you are pressing straight down.
This post brought to you by the jar of pasta sauce I just dropped, and my friend Marc, who taught me the trick.
I sweep up glass with a moist slice of bread. Always does the trick.
Where were you all a month ago when I broke one of my glass bowls?
Too scared to leave the house because Walrus.
some notable catchphrases of 2013:
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