Grandma is still playing Pokemon Go.
Day 2 is another hot mess before bed. Trying to balance inktober with life right now is hard, so hot messes it is.
Whoops. Forgot it was inktober. Here's a ryhorn eating curry because it's late.
I feel dirty right now. *weeps softly*
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4. Pig Iron Quarry - 10AP. You can get up on the island and start climbing the scaffolding around here. Note there is a basic chest (#6) and diving goggles (#5) on the way up to the top, before the jump across the water. [video]
Treasure Hunter - 10AP and Enchanted Treasure Chest awarded when completed. Requires unlocking 39 unique trophy and equipment items.
- 8. Flame Legion Carving - The masterwork version for 931 karma from Corva Sharpclaw (heart vendor) is required.
- 25. Burning Forest Crest - Bring a Superior Rune of Scavenging to the hero point at this location and charge it. [video]
Grawl Archaeological Study - 3AP and Grawl Supply Sack awarded when completed. Requires unlocking all Godskull weapons in your wardrobe. The collection itself is unlocked by looting and using a Grawl Paw rarely dropped by any grawl in the game.
Note: You’ll need 3 Large Skulls per weapon and need to be level 275 in the respective crafting professions to make these. If you don’t want to craft the weapons yourself, you can buy them off the trading post from others.
- 13. All of the huntsman Godskull weapon recipes are sold by the Wupwup Chief (heart vendor) for 154 karma.
- 15. All of the artificer Godskull weapon recipes are sold by the Tarstar Chief (heart vendor) for 154 karma.
- 18. All of the weaponsmith Godskull weapon recipes are sold by the Nrocroc Chief (heart vendor) for 154 karma.
26. Style Guide - Hidden from the collection page until one of the items needed is acquired. 3AP and Wylenn’s Manual of Style awarded on completion. 14 specific literary themed items need to be collected.
- Ash Legion Covert Demolition Field Guide FM-29B - The masterwork version for 1,015 karma from Sava Quicksnarl (heart vendor) is required.
Behind the Mask - 10AP. When attacking the skritt burglar in an Ascalon map, there is a chance you will be transformed into a raccoon temporarily and will receive this achievement.
7. Sitting out in the open here in the Forge Plains.
10. Supposedly a skritt burglar chest can spawn around the spider caves here, though I haven’t seen it.
19. In the camp on the right side of Onager Bivouac.
22. On the hill here in the Toughstone.
23. On the hill here in Switchback Canyons.
Aaaaaaaand Ascalon is done! At least until the new Shatterer stuff hits and I have to update Blazeridge Steppes....
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OMG!!! Brilliant!
Oh my goodness. You must watch this. Absolutely brilliant.
I never watch videos on tumblr. I am so glad I watched this one. Please watch it.
shut up Wesley AHAHAHAHAHAA
This is my new favorite Christmas song.
itscarororo
it’s baaack
“Shut up, Wesley” really is the best part, though.
Exalted NPC: *Hammers the ground for healing skill* Let me repair you.
Me: Hey guys, look at Fix-it-Fucking Felix over here.
Okay you guys, who deleted Belcher’s Bluff?
How to Appeal to an Audience, a demonstration by zaydesithon
I’ve had it with your sass, ArenaNet. (jk i luv u keep sassing, plz)
Yoga mats must be tasty because Subway bread tastes even worse since the recipe change.
All the Diessa Plateau videos I had are finally up, including this one on doing Flame Temple Tombs. Much fun, many bugs, lots of missing swords with zaydesithon and absentity were had.
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10. Loreclaw Expanse - 10AP. The rocks are like a ramp here and lead to the puzzle. [video]
1. Brewmaster - Unlocked using Observational Zymology Manual. 3AP and Metabolic Primer awarded when completed. Requires consuming 18 unique ales. Bartender sells three ales that are commonly sold by other bartenders (usually in cities):
- Stein of Ale
- Amber Ale
- Darkbrown Ale
2. Treasure Hunter - 10AP and Enchanted Treasure Chest awarded when completed. Requires unlocking 39 unique trophy and equipment items.
- Gargoyle Fossil - 63 karma from Strum Bassclash (heart vendor).
4. Fine Wining - Unlocked using Vintner’s Guide. 3AP and Metabolic Primer awarded when completed. Requires consuming/crafting 9 unique wines.
- Bottle of Barradin Family Wine - 14 karma from Bryllana Deepmind (heart vendor).
Behind the Mask - 10AP. When attacking the skritt burglar in an Ascalon map, there is a chance you will be transformed into a raccoon temporarily and will receive this achievement.
6. On this ledge around the dead black rams. A veteran devourer may spawn instead if the chest isn’t present. [video]*
8. Somewhere around the grawl camp. I have yet to see the chest myself or a screenshot of where exactly the spawn is, so I just marked the camp location. If this information is incorrect, please let me know!
13. North of the heart vendor but not past the nearby rock. Stay on the west side of the rock.
17. Inside the tunnel that runs along the outside of Stonecrag Kraal (the kraal is marked by the point of interest) to the east.
19. Inside a cave/wall ruins north of the Viewing Hill point of interest, all the way in the back. If the chest is not there two ghosts will spawn instead.
Dive Master - 18AP total. Requires finding 38 specific pairs of diving googles, using them, then successfully landing in the water below. Two locations are on this map:
After a guild mate asked if I had added a table of contents to my videos, which are filmed in a casual meandering manner, I just decided it’d be easier to make straightforward map guides on a blog that have the basic information included, with links to the meandering videos at relevant parts. Since I have this worked out, time to start actually editing these hours of footage I’ve had for other maps for months...
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Aw man, it’s Final Fantasy Friday again! Starting a little earlier at 8:00PM US & Canada Central/1:00AM UTC tonight. Team Beef Stew is off to get the last crystal. Looks like one more week and we’ll beat the game.
Stream here, but chat is located here on the web (though you must have/make an account). As always, you can also get Shou.tv on Android or Apple phones in their respective app stores (it’s free).
I better start getting ready.
This is why I love betas.