I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

i have never been okay once in my life

Defy them.

He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

yo

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

Reggaetonero: ¡YA TU SABE! 🔥🔥🔥🎤😫 Yo: umm no the fuck I don’t?

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?

i had no time

You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.

Oh my god

Imagine accidentally laying down on that