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@kingduck303

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother.  They were furiously signing back and forth.  Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing.  My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Use your inside hands!”

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

I FUCKING HATE THIS

oh my god

can we pretend that airplanes in the nighr sky are like shooting stars?

no homo we smoking dicks right now, dicks right now dicks right now

I never want to hear the word daddy again

Daddy

when your ex tries to talk to you 

This legit scared me so bad I screamed

Children are shocked and confused by ancient Pokeon games (Found on Facebook)

in my experience, guys with smaller dicks do have a better stroke.

Originally posted by wwemariibrasil