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Long Before We Both Thought The Same Things

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Lisa, 19, German Au Pair in Pennsylvania Soccer -> FC Schalke 04 1D af
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Eurovision is honestly my favourite time of year because for the other 364 days of the year, this website is so american, the amount of american culture we are exposed to is dizzying, but for this one day i get to watch this website become a european shit show whilst the americans look on in bewilderment 

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I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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4lienmatt

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

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i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

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diabadass

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

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My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

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Eurovision 2016: A Summary

  • The past winner and the greatest woman alive flirt up a storm hosting
  • Georgia attempts to win by giving everyone seizures
  • Germany sends an honest to god weeaboo and still comes last…again
  • Someone kidnapped Justin Timberlake and forced him to be there
  • Captain Hook represents Poland, jumps from last to 8th in one go, and becomes a meme
  • Best song of night is performed by the hosts
  • France sings in English as hell freezes over
  • VERKA SEDUCHKA GRACES US WITH HER COSMIC PRESENCE
  • Måns takes his shirt off, killing thousands
  • Jon Ola Sand keeps forgetting his lines
  • Australia steals the show as Europe realises they done fucked up inviting us
  • Ukraine vs Russia: The sequel
  • Alexander Ryback’s beautiful face returns (much to the chargrin of a certan BBC commentator) 
  • New voting system causing the entirety of Europe to have a heart attack
  • Hosts and presenters struggle to remember to give a shit about America’s viewership
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