I read this on twitter and every anti-choice response proves his point. They all try to redefine the scenario.
THE LEGEND
Italy has a gorilla. This is the quality content I want
me whenever someone mentions eurovision:
Eurovision is honestly my favourite time of year because for the other 364 days of the year, this website is so american, the amount of american culture we are exposed to is dizzying, but for this one day i get to watch this website become a european shit show whilst the americans look on in bewilderment
I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.
Mitgliederversammlung 2016 #Schalke #schalke04 #mitgliederversammlung #jhv2016 (hier: VELTINS-Arena)
My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
Wenn Irland einen singenden Truthahn schicken kann können wir Bernd das Brot und seine toten Backgraundsängerinnen schicken :P Sie performen "Ich will nicht hier sein, aber 0 Punkte will Deutschland noch weniger"
Das unterstütze ich!!
“Ihr wollt Deutschland wieder letzter werden lassen?!”:
Wenn Deutschland letzter geworden ist:
Weiterer ESC-Vorschlag: Max Raabe-Cover von Wadde hadde dude da
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…
if verka serduchka isn’t hosting the eurovision song contest next year then what’s even the point of ukraine winning
Eurovision 2016: A Summary
- The past winner and the greatest woman alive flirt up a storm hosting
- Georgia attempts to win by giving everyone seizures
- Germany sends an honest to god weeaboo and still comes last…again
- Someone kidnapped Justin Timberlake and forced him to be there
- Captain Hook represents Poland, jumps from last to 8th in one go, and becomes a meme
- Best song of night is performed by the hosts
- France sings in English as hell freezes over
- VERKA SEDUCHKA GRACES US WITH HER COSMIC PRESENCE
- Måns takes his shirt off, killing thousands
- Jon Ola Sand keeps forgetting his lines
- Australia steals the show as Europe realises they done fucked up inviting us
- Ukraine vs Russia: The sequel
- Alexander Ryback’s beautiful face returns (much to the chargrin of a certan BBC commentator)
- New voting system causing the entirety of Europe to have a heart attack
- Hosts and presenters struggle to remember to give a shit about America’s viewership