Nope

Back in the 1800s you could just show up to a town and be like “I’m a wealthy prince” or “I’m a doctor” and no one checked if you were lying. I was born in the wrong time because in that madness I would thrive

im like a cd player you can fuck

hey um bestie? what does this mean

im like a cd player you can fuck

Hey guys it’s dj soft fuzzy paws . *tries to dj but my little fuzzy paws can’t hit the buttons*

Can I watch a great film knowing the actresses in it were terrorized and mistreated the entire time? Can I watch a football game knowing that the players are getting brain injuries right before my eyes? Can I listen to my favorite albums anymore knowing that the singers were all beating their wives in between studio sessions? Can I eat at the new fancy taco place knowing when the building that used to be there got bulldozed eight families got kicked out of their homes so they could be replaced with condos and a chain restaurant? Can I wear the affordable clothes I bought downtown that were probably assembled in a sweatshop with child labor? Can I eat quinoa? Can I eat this burger? Can I drink this bottled water? Can I buy a car and drive to work because I’m sick of taking an hour each way on the subway? Whose bones do I stand on? Whose bones am I standing on right now? 

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

that's why they're not gonna make these in real life

They actually did make them back in the 2000s or 2010s; not sure why they were discontinued but I do know that when I briefly worked at Target in 2005 our manager forgot his soup was self-heating and putting one of those Campbell’s ones in the microwave, causing it to explode hard enough to blow the door clean off it and damage the ceiling

so youre so saying the pipe bomb thing is, in fact, why theyll never make these again

albums abt being 19 are always so good bc it’s one of the worst things that can happen to a person

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

I have had this queued since December 15th.

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

Happy Halloween

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

Taylor Lautner is never beating the best ex-boyfriend allegations

TAYLOR SWIFT AT THE ERAS TOUR

TAYLORSWIFT + the Eras Tour outfits (March 17, 2023) 

taylor choosing to put marjorie on the setlist is so touching because it's very much a deep cut and not a particular fan favourite (compared to champagne problems for example) so it really feels like she just wanted to pay tribute to her grandmother in a "thank you for leaving your backlogged dreams to me, I hope I did you proud with them" way 🥺

Taylor Swift during The Man (3/17/23)

sparkly guitar i love you