A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.
Kitties will be kitties 🐈⬛
no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?
the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed
yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
Can you show me a good map of Australia?
Sure. I mean, I have a bunch of screenshots saved, so it isn’t exactly a new idea, but here’s what it looks like (with a couple of corrections, mostly related to the boundary between Western Australia and the Northern Territory)
ALT
Wow, Australia looks a lot like America
why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Make a 5 lb bag of caramelized onions in your slow cooker, freeze them in sandwich baggies, and never eat plain noodles/baguette/scrambled eggs with butter ever again. (I hope your onions caramelize. I hope both our onions caramelize.)
no offense but why do cat owners let them on counter tops? do they not shed and it gets on the food
You think i have any control over these bitches
Котельная
Imprisioned for crimes
what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here
You're not cool or based for being dismissive of socialism. You've swallowed the same capitalist-peddled anti commie sentiment as any right wing shitheel, yours is just the repackaged lefty version "with extra cynicism!"
you live in iowa and i live in a post ~socialist yugoslavia country. say, what do you reckon which one of us has more of a realistic idea of what it all looks like off paper
Thing that I'm super tired of seeing on the internet (not in this exchange, this just reminded me of it):
person A living in a Western country: why don't we just [idea that has been implemented in Socialist countries with disastrous results]
person B living in a former Eastern Bloc country: yeah we tried that and it wasn't fun.
person A: you're cynical!/you're not a real leftist!
I would love it if the conversation could more often steer towards something like...
A: oh, I didn't know that. what could be done to prevent that outcome, in your opinion?
This would necessitate people like A to actually listen to the (often lived) experience of people like B and not pretend to know all about socialism in practice without ever having set foot in a post-socialist country.
7 year olds when a teachers phone goes off in class
thisbgoes off its funy mother fucker
College kids when the profs phone goes off in class
the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs
the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.
because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.
and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.
and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”
and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”
cuz they knew they dodged a bullet
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