Some next level snitchery

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

shit idea

flat stairs

explain

stairs but theyre flat. you put the stairs on a flat surface and they dont go up or anything they just go forward

floor

INCORRECT it is an actual set of stairs only instead of building them so they ascend they just built the Stairs as Flat

thats a floor

youre a closedminded fool

flat stairs example

SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS PERSON GETS IT

hiveswap is releasing lads time to revert back to being a 🅱️omestuck

funny kid eat a slurpee

SEPT 14TH!!!!!!!!

are they…. you know … *mimes troll horns on my head*

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

my mom: *makes me wash 1 more dish than my sister* me: i am the backbone of this family u are nothing without me. When I Die. Then U Will Realize

Commas are important. It’s the difference between “give it to me straight, Doctor” and “give it to me, straight doctor.” And that’s all it takes to go from Falsettos to Waitress.

STOP

can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im pretty sure it was higher than that and she ended up giving me 96% for a project i never did

The Little Mermaid: Shorter Version 🦀

Did I need this?

Yes. Yes I did.

I LOVE THIS. THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

what is this a fucking contest