sirmacguffin submitted to undertaletext: 

don’t ever contact this blog again

God is trying to apologize

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

He must’ve went to hell for that 14 minutes

I had so much fun with these. You’ll see more demo here.

im sorry if this has already been done

spotting a hot person

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(  ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°)

(  ͡ °  ͜ʖ  ͡ °)

(  ͡  °  ͜ʖ  ͡  °)

I meant to say “neat” because it’s the first time I’ve seen a toad in person with its croak sac and I got excited

Too excited

Apparently all my snaps of it are unintentionally disconcerting and eerie

im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate

ME LMAO

This image has been sitting in my cloud drive for literally two years and I don’t know why I’ve held onto it for so long.

Don’t talk to me or my son, or my son’s son, or my son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son ever again.

what does one hypothetically post on an aesthetic blog

this 

So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess they’re only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.