thinking about achilles's talking horses

my favorite customer service slip ups

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

not to alarm anyone but there is a fictional man loose in my brain. keep an eye out.

Playing with the guard against chaos kinda feels like this.

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

No

sorry i didn't respond i had a katabasis

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

ocs. have you guys heard about this?

no whats that

you can make up a guy... no one can stop you

big if true

new contender for best community note of all time

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reconfiguring my entire wardrobe and lifestyle around this hat i just got

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.