My blood sugar dropped like the way you fall asleep, slowly, and then so fast that I ran into the wall while I was getting a juice box

happy hannibal eve my children be sure to leave a severed limb or two under your candelabra for the festive ravenstag  

“My pronoun of choice is ‘they.’”

… But you’re one person.

Lmao at the person who doesn’t know that nb people are just a swarm of bees in disguise

RELEASE THE NONBEENARIES

hannibal being all “i gave you a rare gift but you didn’t want it” to will and in the distance alana can be heard shouting “ur dick ain’t that rare and it’s hardly a gift” as the rain falls down on her broken body and jack gurgles out an “o snap” from inside the pantry

i had to go through 13 websites to download this, bcs the official videos were restricted to the us only. so worth it

R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy  1931-2015

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

#[captain von trapp looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office]

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

F. scotch Fitzgerald

Ernest Hemingway

i need these things. get on it!

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