saying 'xbox shuts down redfall developer arkane' is like if someone kidnapped michaelangelo and forced him to make a line of funko pops. and then killed him. and then all the newspapers reported it as 'funko pop designer michelangelo killed'
For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.
Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]
More long hair times ~🐦⬛
best videogame dad
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows
I was absolutely delighted when I discovered them for the first time
And finally here I come with a Moringotto aka the guy who thought it was a good idea to work with a giant spider…🙈
Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless
Just accidently typed 'the knife of funwall' into youtube.
I imagine it's exactly the same except Daud has a party hat on, as do all the rats.
polls are the most eye opening part of tumblr bc this whole time all the posts are like fuck yeah gay sex crime stealing steal from Walmart get high and eat pussy but every poll is like I will remain celibate as long as I live . Why are u all lying about eating pussy and smoking weed
PILLARS OF ETERNITY 2015, dev. Obsidian Entertainment
