hot dog go to bathroom

Centaurea, Natalia Romanenko || 30 units (5.00 x 7.50, 2:3) || Instructions

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

hehe

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

it is my belief that many beautiful women share the name Scam Likely

Late 2000s Panic! at the Disco music: Everyone in this parlor is smoking pipes and plotting murder... the man in the top hat put arsenic in your gin...... woooooooahhhh

Modern Panic! at the Disco music: Oohhh my god I'm so fucking famous (rejected Imagine Dragons guitar track with a thousand horns added on top)

*liberal voice* You’re saying that as if exploitation is bad. My dad exploits people. Are you calling him a bad person?

this is the funniest headline i have ever seen

why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are

If anyone can keep Obama grounded it's The Boss

Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett/Wolverine X-MEN (2000)

[ID: Two sets of power lines cross in front of a picturesque sky with layers of shadowy blue and orange clouds. /End ID]