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Scatter Brain

@iminthefuckingmall / iminthefuckingmall.tumblr.com

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er-cryptid

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

I don’t know what to do with this information

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sonicmeatt

It’s important to note that these are the limits. Meaning this is what people were able to push themselves too. The average human will not be able to survive 120 seconds without oxygen let alone 11 minutes lmao

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ayodev

Woosh

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beetledrink

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

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spoopy-story

Emotional brain: 

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Logical brain:

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New Macbooks and Imacs will brick themselves if they think they're being repaired by an independent technician

Last year, Apple outraged independent technicians when they updated the Iphone design to prevent third party repair, adding a “feature” that allowed handsets to detect when their screens had been swapped (even when they’d been swapped for an original, Apple-manufactured screen) and refuse to function until they got an official Apple unlock code.

Now, this system has come to the MacBook Pros and Imac Pros, thanks to the “T2 security chip” which will render systems nonfunctional after replacing the keyboard, screen, case, or other components, until the a proprietary Apple “configuration tool” is used to unlock the system.

Apple does not tell its customers that the computers it sells are designed to punish them for opting to get their property repaired by independent technicians; the details of the T2 came from a leaked service manual.

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bogleech

Shit like this is why we are supposed to keep businesses on a leash of government regulation but half of ya think that’s too mean and unfair to the livelihoods of trazilluonaires

Why I’ve never liked Apple, episode 45

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3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

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god all american kids cartoons really do have that one outstandingly scary episode no matter what do u guys fucking remember this

Repressed it until now! Thanks!

Courage the Cowardly Dog was an experiment in making a show that was 80% those episodes and 20% oddly well done animation-as-art projects.

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trap3z3

when you’re at a family gathering having a good time but you feel the existential crisis about to hit ya 

i’m the person who ducked

I’m the mom who didn’t do nothing

I’m the man in the vest who drove the drone into his family

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