damn dude thats crazy

i watched this episode tonight and was so enamored with this dance animation i had to go back and gif it

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

A significant portion of the western "left", especially online, are shocked or even offended that global south people not only know about politics in the united states but have opinions about them. They think that, because they live in the first world, that that's all there is and thus events beyond the border rarely register as a blip lest it got blown into the limelight like with Palestine. They project their own ignorance onto the global south.

But of course the global south would be intimately familiar with the politics of the first world! What gets decided in washington or brussels or london or paris or berlin gets exported the world over. The Palestinian cars about the arms deals of the united states. The Nigerian cares about the "strategic resource" policies of france. The people of the global south are at the whims of the worst policies of the imperial core but who have absolutely no say in it. Like the delian league, the slave colonies most definitely had a stake in the machinations of athens but ehoch they could neither vote nor represent themselves.

"There are weeks when nothing happens and there are weeks when something happens" — Vladimir Lenin

"Buy me lingerie and fuck me in it" —Vladimir Lenin

hey me and my inner child saw you from across the bar and I just wanted to let you know we hate your vibes. yeah she’s gonna kick your ass. yeah she’s in a bar and she’s 11. she kicked the bouncer’s ass too. My therapist told me to let her do this every Saturday

we’re playing right now dude, here let your inner child bite this guy’s leg

He's always late w/ my breakfast I hate him!

finding it really hard to believe that this person has ever smoked a cigarette before

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

my 66,000 year old soundcloud demos were recently unearthed in libya

u used to be able to change the orienttation of a windows screen by hitting ctrl alt arrow key. the teachers would all flip their shit becvause they didnt know how to put it back and we wouldnt tell them. there were incidents.

we used to be a country

heard they find a big rock underground recently, so big in fact they think it maybe have once belonged to a king. or maybe an empererrr