@sourpatchtardis / sourpatchtardis.tumblr.com
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
When ur like: “this show is very good. In fact, it is too good. I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”
Easy Lowe’s…. I can only fit 4 in my butt at a time
2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
And it slapped
unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
sound on
Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane
Multiple people have said VIBES and my brain is actually melting.
do you ever think about those friend-for-an-hour strangers that you only met because you ended up in a weird situation with them?
me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
no, I don't know what happened in 2020 either
(I also don't remember half of these despite being here since 2013 ngl)
pls reblog for sample size etc
