I wonder what kind of crazy beautiful thing Zayn Malik has in store for us in 2015

OH NO

look at calum

Imagine telling luke that you’re pregnant and him getting all blushy and scratching the back of his head with a smirk and saying “wait, really?” then you confirming it and him getting really excited and falling on the couch because he can’t control it and I’m going to eat a candle

im going to scream about the importance of feminism to the world until my voice becomes hoarse enough to be mistaken for a mans and people actually start to listen to me

@Zendaya: When you make eye contact with someone fine af but you try to play it cool

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

#and it focused on female friendships!!! her best friends were never less than her!! and older female best friends!! and didn’t pit her against vivian but had them grow into close friends!!#THE MOST IMPORTANT FEMINIST MEDIA OF OUR TIME

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

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staff is supplying us with memes and we’re not even fighting it. they give us the materials and we churn out the jokes. staff has industrialized us. we are meme-making machines. capitalism at its finest. wake up tumblr

i’m ugly af

af=april fools

i’m hot as hell

people who scream when they see their friends at school

me: *understands one word without subtitles*

me: im practically fluent