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Pobody's Nerfect

@romeo-oh-nomeo / romeo-oh-nomeo.tumblr.com

Kayla - Tiny 25-year old Asian pansexual chemical engineering gal. In a bunch of fandoms (mostly Hollstein, DCTV, Buffy, NY Rangers, Agents of SHIELD, Wynonna Earp). Feel free to send me a message or chat with me :D || aka fangs_for_the_memories
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friend: *throwing mini marshmallows into her hot chocolate one at a time*
Me: are you torturing them for information?? whattya doin
friend: GROW, MY MINIONS! GROW!!
Me: ?? They’re not seeds my dude. That’s as big as they’re gonna get
friend: wait they’re gonna stay this tiny??
Me: sounds like what the Powers That Be probably said upon finding out we’re staying this short...
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[coworker texts me "can you pick up seven rolls of architectural drawings for me from reproduction?]
*me, in the elevator, holding said rolls*
Lady: o.o do you need help with those
me: no thank you I am a strong independent woman
me: carrying things for a weak dependent man
lady: 😂😂
[later, after telling my boss's boss about this]
boss's boss: you're too nice to him. he's more of a wimpy boy
me: 😂😂💀
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‪On this season finale of Legends Of Tomorrow, the Legends... [checks notes] “dress up as the Green Arrow, supergirl, and the Flash too promote a theme park for magical creatures where a dragon eats the fairy god mother ‪and get a crowd of people to sing James Taylor to bring someone back to life”

‪Oh, okay‬‬

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