friend: *throwing mini marshmallows into her hot chocolate one at a time*
Me: are you torturing them for information?? whattya doin
friend: GROW, MY MINIONS! GROW!!
Me: ?? They’re not seeds my dude. That’s as big as they’re gonna get
friend: wait they’re gonna stay this tiny??
Me: sounds like what the Powers That Be probably said upon finding out we’re staying this short...