vampires requested by Desiree on my patreon

[Drawing of two small vampires saying “After everything you’ve been through, the very least you deserve is to be kind to yourself.”]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

Scrolled past but got paranoid

Damn! I love my momma!!!

31.01.2017 // I hate giving presentations and I hate ethics but i love my tea cup so we’ll see how it goes … ☕️📖📘

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Had a chickpea and red lentil curry for lunch today with some white rice and popadoms 😋  I cooked some zucchini, onion, sweet potato, carrot, red lentils, red and yellow capsicum and chickpeas over medium heat in some coconut milk and curry powder for about 25 minutes-really high in protein, delicious and really quick to make 🙌  instagram:@veganzoejessica

Look at these bros.

I’m free!!! This past week I celebrated my last week of school/my belated birthday by going to Disneyland with my friends! It was so great to relax after a week of nonstop studying and finals; we went on all of my favorite rides and I even got a birthday pin and a Monsters University cap! It was also one of my friends’ first times at disney so we had a great time showing her our favorite spots around the park. Overall, this was a great way to kick off the summer (: 

Robert Downey Jr. in Soapdish (1991)

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

3:10 pm, 01.27.2016 

yet another snow day, which i’m loving! lots of catch-up homework, hydration, and reading about characters that seem suspiciously similar to harry potter.

Marvel : Steve has always been hydra.

Me:

Alex and Miles for FOXES Magazine by Zackery Michael