ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????

my girl suck me so hard she spits out my kidney stones like sunflower seed shells

Get this shit out of my fucking face LIKE WHAT IS THIS?????

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

“you smell good“ ok fuck me

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

Kingdom Hearts II (2005)

Sanctuary ~opening version~

Girls be so shocked when they realize you actually listen and try to remember what they say.

because some of y'all have the attention span of a pecan unless a titty’s out.

Sumbody said sum bout a titty out?

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

me: 

:O

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

me, barely existing: “I’ll take another iced coffee”