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i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

why is he like this?

if Phil nutted in your mouth it would taste like starlight

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

People who should get to wear dresses:

•Everyone

People who should get to wear makeup:

•Everyone

People who should get to wear suits:

•Everyone

People who should get to wear crocs:

•No one

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

still waiting for that fateful day where dan and phil will finally get a dog <3 

I’m down to cuddle for like 2 days straight

space is too pretty we dont deserve her

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

what is the name of those egg shaped things that are on trees. with all those tab things. the only word my brain is supplying is “cucumber”.

are you talking about pinecones?

PINECONES

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

yes maybelline

idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

lol me 2 

is this the color of chilli though

ok what

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