I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

It’s still 4/13 somewhere, right?

kinkshaming? no, i said kingshaming. fuck you, king george iii

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

ghost buds!!!

tag urself im oasis

hey guys, i’m pulling together a cute little giveaway series on here again ! it’s unsponsored, and just me trying to put together some cute junk for you guys. a lot of you might know i used to sell care packages a long time ago with all kinds of little things in them, so this is my way to recreate them with some other things i couldn’t have given back then.

in the care bag, you’ll get: three of your choice of lush bath bombs, two big candy bags, two packs of six sticker sheets, a phone charm squishy, one washi tape, some doodles and goodies from me, and of course, a bag to hold it all !

here are the few guidelines you guys have got:

extra entry instructions down below ! 

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sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

i feel bad asking for this, but i would love to get a promo!! thank you!!

links are in my description!!

GIVEAWAY!

hey everyone!!! so i hit 10k (!!) recently and that’s such a huge milestone for me so im doing this giveaway as a thank you!

RULES:

PRIZES:

First Place:

Second Place

OTHER:

the banner was made by the lovely incredible @rainybean, they are so dang talented!! if u like their art, be sure to commission them they are wonderful

good luck everyone !! have fun, and have a lovely day .x

ONE MORE HOUR!!!

happy new years!! in nova scotia, at least!! 🎊

i want to start off 2016 by making a messy appreciation post for those i love!! kind of like a follow forever, but way longer and only with a few select people??

@gutcube gosh, i have so much to say about you, so much that i can’t even put into words, because the english language just does not have the proper Anything to convey how much i appreciate you!! you’ve been through so much with me. though you’ve only known me for a few months, you’ve grown so close to me, and i couldn’t ask for a better friend. you’ve influenced who i am very much, including my taste in music (SOFT SCREAMING ABOUT MOTHER MOTHER,) my interests, (very gentle sobbing about tokyo ghoul,) and my general opinion on adults. you’re so very kind to me, and while i don’t think I deserve it, i appreciate it. i know you think you aren’t all that swell sometimes, but i love and believe in you!! just try your hardest, and everything will be okay in the end!!

@fauxknife while i am not confident in anyone’s ability to love someone like me, you sure do make me feel like something special. you remind me of everything you love about me, almost every day, and it cheers me up when i’m not feeling well. i’ve known you as long as i’ve known m, so you’ve been through just as much as they have with me. i feel comfortable and safe while talking to you. i’m an unstable mess, but you help me through it. you’re not confident in yourself either, but just know that i love you. you’re the sun to my moon, and with you, i won’t dull. you’re very strong, and you can get through anything if you believe in the me who believes in you!!!!

@llaurels i’ve known you?? for a year and a half?? we dated for a while, and it was really awkward because neither of us knew what we were doing, but now we’re friends, and everything is okay. we have times where we drift apart, but once we start talking again, we become very engaged!! you understand a lot of what i go through, and while you don’t *try* to comfort me, just the fact that i know you can relate makes me feel comfortable sharing with you. you’re a great friend, i hope we stay such!!

@delcattv i?? can’t remember how long we’ve been friends, but i do know that i followed you back because you complimented my art, and i think that summed up my personality enough for you. we became mutuals, and for the longest time we only spoke through asks, but then i added you on skype, and here we are!! we mostly communicate in memes, even when we’re not feeling our sunday best, but a good laugh really makes me feel my monday mediocrity, or perhaps my tuesday okayest!! you’re such a good person, and an even better friend, and i love you with all my heart!!

@irlcleffa we don’t talk much anymore, gabi, but i still feel very close to you anyway!! whenever i post about being unwell, you do become concerned and try your best to help me out, and it really puts a smile on my face to know you’re there for me. i love you!!

@fefjane feffie you!! are a doll!! we don’t talk often, but i love you so very much. you’re a ball of positivity, and make everyone around you’s moods spike within seconds of coming in contact with you. you don’t regularly have many complaints, but when you do i am!! definitely here for you, because you try your hardest to be there for me.

i love and believe in all of you, and while you have your very own rough patches, you still try to help me feel alright. if you’re not feeling well, just remember that most things are very much temporary!! like bruises, paint, and even 2015!! i believe you can accomplish anything, if you just believe in yourself!! please, have a happy and safe 2016!! if not for yourself, then for me!!!! 💕

HAPPY NEW YEAR

i’m sorry if i missed you out i love everyone who i follow! have a great 2016!! 

Fav peeps (aka. the people i talk to regularly aka. occasionally words are exchanged aka. i think i once spoke to them, but they’re all  mainly too cool for me anyway)

@theflirtmeister @hufflepuffdiggory @matthewmara @epiicers @chandlxrbing @colinghost @courfeyradicals @daveys19papes @eldermckxnley @courfeyradicals @garetthawes @kingslayered @onotte @emojitomlinsn

very cool people (amazing blogs, amazing peope ah)

ABCDE

@dyingkink @elderprices @angelica-schuylers @bewxo @burrculesmulligan @birbtrash @ernierobel @eldermccutie @elderbechdel @duchovknee @emoritz @emilyskeggs @dysquatch @elizashamilton @eldrmckinley @eriksfavoritecape @alxndrhamltn @christianborle @elderbutteffingnaked @charl-otteee @aburrsir @deafernst @davinciae @errnst @elder-memekinley @aarontvelts @elderstiefel @cinderidiot @elder-king-george-iii @elderwormwood @aburrsir @evanshansen @ehrnst @barnespls

FGHIJ

@gordieslachance @hanschxn @iwillgladlyjointhefight @joeybarriero @itey @ghcstkid @irlgansey @hamlinton @gaylindathegood @gavlncreel @joshrah @hvrricane @jacksmannequin @hcywoods  @feminist-newsie @isthatacalzone @fabulousmckinley @hamiltunes @henrydysquith @idktheatre

KLMNOP 

@lin-mangroff @linsmiranda @pxtrclus @oldkinghamlet @llaurels @middlealison @kylesbishop @mohritz @ollystarlings @oldkinghamlet @lupones @mistletoemckinley @nigelbottom @princessgrassi @missdysquith  @pandamoneum @mientused @lowkeylesbianaesthetic

QRSTUV

@rjllupin @racetrak-higgins @smallalison @springbway @superenjolras @sibellahalllward @sibclla @transmoritz @ullainga @queer—cat @timegirl @songdheim @shenanigism @sheila-franklins @sondsheim @scatie @robunmckinley @twentyonegirls @targaryaens

WXYZ

@whattupsluts @yitz-hak @wilbertweed @agendernoahczerny

cool people: ALL OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW inc. you! :)

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Hey, guys!! Patience here!!

To celebrate the new year, I’ve decided to do a lush giveaway!!

So, without further ado….

Prizes:

Rules:

I will be picking one winner on February 14, 2016 (Valentine’s Day) at 3pm EST!!

Good luck and have fun!!

wats up everyone i saw a lot of my other mutuals doing this so i wanted to show my appreiation for uall too. these are basically everyone i foollow so YEA if i forget u im so sorry and pls hit me up!! i will fix it Right Away.. NYANYways

my datemate @hpdlalonde and my best friend @harryinstlaurent and my qps @milk-ball @savarino9 and @opaliteclaws

@3lyon / @adansey / @ahsoca / @amedots / @antihood / @aromoonbay / @bebebug / @bipolarkylo / @boyhymn / @bpddiscord / @bpdtrickster / @brobot / @ccsette / @cherriblood / @cheshre / @childhymn / @christa-mas / @coffeeshopclosers / @cosmic-cider / @coyoting / @cxnfirmed / @cybirdnetic / @derengard / @disturbxnce / @dodrios / @dpdgreg / @fefjane / @fishdeity / @fungrl / @gorewhale / @halloweenmoonshine / @hotdadharem / @icseal / @irltyrion / @janekind / @jaslco / @jinglebunnies / @jollywander / @junglc / @knifecult / @knightfriend / @l3xluth0r / @lelianna / @lesbianadelaide / @lesbidot / @lezbaens / @likelester / @maraders / @marhawadesire / @marshallabareindeer / @merrodis / @mettabean / @mgs3 / @miss-toriel / @nbcrybaby / @ndrick / @nharmoania / @nonbiryani / @nova-lulu / @odaliae /  @onlygetlonely / @phantasmograph / @protagfrisk / @ptunnelvision / @purrfectpounce / @rmonaflwrs / @royalreilly / @rretrovertigo / @sardonyxa / @satsukiyatouji / @schizphrenic / @shoyosu / @sparkle-lesbian / @spygore / @starmansuper / @sunlightstag / @synthrights / @synx / @talkingheads1975 / @tayung / @telchines / @timburtin / @trademstakes / @tridentpda / @triscuit-cafe / @trucywrght / @tsukkei / @usaagi / @utale / @votoce / @warriorclan / @writingace21 / @xelarulz 

WOOO!!! its in alphabetical order aand again if i forgot u or u want to be taken off oe smtht else just message me !! thank nyall for sticking around :3c