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Everywhere You Look -A FULL HOUSE PODCAST

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The unofficial official unofficial Full House podcast. Every week, Alex & Tom Green watch an episode of Full House, critically deconstruct it, and compare the Tanners to their own unconventional family!
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State of the Podcast #2

What’s going on with the podcast? Why wasn’t there a new episode this week? How long will the break be that’s coming up? Tom answers all of those questions and apologizes twenty times in this short audio update. DOWNLOAD

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Episode #106 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABIES (Part 2)

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Becky gives birth to twins, Uncle Jesse has his appendix removed, Danny shows his butt to some old women, and Michelle is really mean about her birthday presents! This one’s weird. DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Classic Episode - Our Very First Night

Alex & Tom are taking the week off since parenthood is exhausting, but you can listen to the time that they watched the episode  where Danny lets Uncle Jesse watch the kids by himself on his first night in the house and (allegedly) laces their ice cream with cocaine. Plus, our first-ever Tanner family murder theory! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #105 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABIES (Part 1)

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Michelle Tanner whines and whines and whines about how her birthday and how she’s now aware of her mortality, then they play a ton of clips of old episodes praising the Olsen Twins. It’s super-pointless and somehow, this episode is still 40 minutes long. Alternative title: “Michelle Buys A Bag of Dicks”. DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #104 - GOTTA DANCE

Alex & Tom watch the Motown Philly episode of Full House - you know the one. If you don’t, Danny pressures Stephanie into giving up her childhood for dancing and Uncle Jesse “no-homos” a baby shower. Plus, a passionate debate about proper usage of the possessive apostrophe! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #103 - THE VOLUNTEER

Alex & Tom watch the very special episode of Full House where DJ invites an elderly Alzheimer’s patient come over to watch her little sister’s dog show, Uncle Jesse decides to make a statement about gender roles in pregnancy, and a dog drags his penis in the mud!  DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Classic Episode - KNOCK YOURSELF OUT (w/Erik Barnes)

Let’s look back at an early favorite episode of ours, as we made Los Angeles-based comedian/actor Erik Barnes (@ThatErikBarnes) watch the episode where Danny Tanner brings down the entire boxing industry with one television interview, seen on all twenty TV sets in the Tanner house! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #102 - The Legend of Ranger Joe

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Joey almost makes out with a hot cable repair person, almost goes to a Donny & Marie concert, almost murders a beloved local TV personality, and somehow gets a new job! Plus, find out which popular 90′s musician is blocked on Twitter by Tom and learn way more about satellite dishes than you ever needed to know! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #101 - THE KING & I

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Uncle Jesse meets America’s TV Elvis in on a vision quest, the distant Tanners take family reunions WAY too seriously, and Joey becomes addicted to tabloids just to move the A-plot along this week! Plus, the debate begins - did Jesse & The Rippers actually have one decent song? DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #100 - Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Girl Gone

Alex & Tom are excited enough about their one-hundredth episode that they make their friend and television writer/producer Kevin Marshall watch the episode where Danny makes DJ’s mega-crisis all about himself, Stephanie gets super image-conscious, and Uncle Jesse is literally too stupid to install a door knob. Plus, Alex gets really weird about a high school sex scandal!  DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Classic Episode - IT’S NOT MY JOB (w/Kevin Marshall)

To prepare you for our 100th episode next week, let’s look back to our favorite episode thus far - Episode #25 from December 7, 2014! We watch the episode where Uncle Jesse has to tell his dad that he’s leaving the family business. But more importantly, our pal Kevin Marshall lets us in on a sordid tale from his past - THE SIXTH GRADE POSSE. DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #99 - TAKE MY SISTER, PLEASE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where DJ gets her own room because she’s outgrown both of her sisters, Joey and Danny fight over the childbirth coach who now operates out of their living room, and Becky tries to send Uncle Jesse across the Mexican/American border to get seedless watermelon! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #98 - MATCHMAKER MICHELLE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Michelle makes Danny go on a date with her teacher because she’s having mommy issues, a teacher assigns Kimmy Gibbler to move in with the Tanners for the weekend, and Uncle Jesse goes hardcore - like Whitesnake and Ratt! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #97 - DOUBLE TROUBLE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Uncle Jesse has a panic attack because Becky is pregnant with twins, Michelle has a panic attack because kindergarten is really scary, and Stephanie has a panic attack because everyone finds out that she thinks her new teacher is a hottie! Also, we have a special message to the weird little community that we are honored to call our listeners. Thanks. DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #96 - ROCK THE CRADLE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Becky gets pregnant and doesn't think Uncle Jesse will want the kid because his band is doing well, Michelle creates an imaginary friend out of kinda-real school friend trauma, and approximately one hundred brass players join Jesse & The Rippers!

(NOTE: There is a serious discussion about infertility mid-episode and how it can affect a family. If you are someone who has struggled with this, please know that you are not alone.) DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #95 - THE GRADUATES

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Danny dates a college girl to make himself feel better, Uncle Jesse is a total jerk about children’s music, and everyone pretends that Slaughter is a hardcore band! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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Episode #94 - GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

Alex & Tom watch the episode where DJ relies on Becky to not narc on her while she sneaks out to go to second base, Danny outs himself as the best pool player in the world, and Michelle plays pranks on really dumb people! Plus, a sad runaway revelation from Tom on this most SOOPER episode of the podcast! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradioCLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER Alex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

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