Shit talking about Mario Kart builds up unreasonable sexual tension
Friend: Oh you think you can beat me?
Me: Oh I can beat you. I'll whoop your ass into next week.
Friend: You absolute fucking cunt. I will obliterate you.
Me: Listen up you sack of saggy flesh. I will completely and entirely destroy you with my sheer awesome Mario Kart skills.
Friend: You won't last 5 minutes.
Me: Oh I can last 5 minutes.
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Me: ... Wait what were we talking about