romeo and juliet work together at quiznos

alright here's my DNI

prints available here

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

this wouldn't leave my brain

NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

more lord of the rings bigatures my beloved cause ive been rewatching the extended edition

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.

so as far as "accurate" anthro snakes go.

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

they are swimming around ur blog

Past the humming highway, there’s a vast and lonely dark.

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going