me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

I THOUGHT THPSE MEN WERE REAL AT FIRST AND I JUST GOT REALLY FUCKING CONFUSED HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCL

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HE HAS ARRIVED

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRTZMiFgqOz/

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only