stay rad

that weird mood where its like u doing alright but u cant rlly call it happiness because? its not and u have no clue what that feels like exactly anyway. but its not a bad mood. void but a lil chill

Unsweetened sugar

the article just got better as i kept on reading

A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

Are there people in Australia?

no

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

you can see the remorse in his eyes

Eyebrow pencils with a “minimum usage” requirement

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

>tfw no vaporwave baby

This post is a journey

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

Arthur is savage

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen