Do not use “beef_stew” as a password!

It’s not stroganoff.

I showed this to my dad and he’s been talking about this for over an hour

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

June 1st!

Peter teaching Thor what Yeet means and Thor proceeding to shout YEET every time he throws his hammer

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn’t exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile

the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for “rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods”: blocked, unfollowed, reported

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

Remember kids, stop, drop, and

suffer

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either