Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.

I hope everything can be ok in late March

Lindsay said that so sweetly it took me back to the good old 2012 days.

Tip Jar

im emo

get out of my room, MOM, i’m analyzing homoerotic subtext that doesn’t actually exist

Pairing: Matt B/Fiona

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 1950

Summary: He could hear Fiona humming quietly to the last song they heard in the car home, her voice carrying softly like a magic spell. He followed it like she was a siren but he didn’t crash onto the rocks like a sailor, instead Matt pulled her up to stand and let her back onto his back with a little bit of choking and one soon-to-be-bruise on his side. But she was piggy backed down the hall to his door and through it to his room.

Notes: @kenzie-no-mc you little shit.

So, these two are now some of my favourites and I thought- put them together- do it.

Also on my AO3 Same name

When Matt finally opened his door to his place he smiled, feeling Fiona shift a little as he piggy backed her through the door. She was quiet and sleepy on his back, her legs wrapped tightly around his waist even though her shoes dug into his hips. She was happy to be carried against Matt’s warm body.

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Do you still remember the moment you start shipping that couple?

Pairing: Jack/Geoff, Trevor/Alfredo, Matt/Jeremy all heavily hinted

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 1097

Summary: Geoff rubbed at his eyes, feeling the sandpapery feeling come back from lack of sleep. “Okay everybody, I’d say we head to bed and wake up refreshed to debrief what happened today. Go get some rest and I’ll see you shits whenever. Alright?”

Notes: Fake AH Crew, Alternate Universe - Grand Theft Auto Setting, Hurt/Comfort, Minor Injuries, Jack is a guy in this

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Geoff was already snoring when Jack had nudged Michael with his socked foot, one hand in Geoff’s hair and the other holding his book. “Can you get Gavin and Jeremy? It’s time for bed for us all I think.”

“I think you’re right. Okay I’ll get them.” Michael grunted softly as he got up from off the floor, moving to turn off his console and the TV. When he turned around he saw Jack smiling down at Geoff, the older man needing the rest. “I’ll text Ryan and Matt to let them know to be quiet when they get home. Maybe Trevor too if they actually went and picked him up.” Jack just nodded as he softly woke Geoff up.

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We hit the 100 follower mark, so I wrote a song! A Michael/Gavin song. Yep.

I honestly never thought I’d have this many followers, so thank you!! I love you guys. Sorry about the crappy video quality.

Rage Happy

my name is michael “rage quit” jones and I can get pretty fuckin pissed there’s a lot of things that can offend me but someone’s at the top of my list and your name is gavin gavin free gavino vagino slow-mo homo you mean a lot to me and I’m thankful to a stupid british town that I don’t even know the nae of who ever knew a dumbass like you and me could ever fall in la la la la la la la you’re a stupid guy and a cutie pie and red fills my eyes until I cannot see it’s called rage happy you make me rage happy you make me rage happy rage happy rage happy so let’s go for a wimmy woo just me and you I promise I’ll leave my socks on when we’re playing slender my veins threaten to pop but when we’re kicking ass in contra I think you’re really top there’s only one thing to call these things you do to me it’s not like this with anyone else you make me rage happy

i posted this three months ago, so im reblogging it again for people who havent seen it

this is partly where “ragehappy” comes from

I had to do it to ‘em

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

This would also explain how vampires would wind up killing people by feeding, despite the capacity of a human stomach being only enough to drink about a liter at once (or, in terms of blood loss, enough to make you pale, a bit clammy, and woozy). If they get a major artery and don’t bother to do anything to stop the bleeding, then what they don’t drink is going all over the floor.

Day 5 of 365 - Cobra Starship, “The City Is At War”

i understand some of you are not aware of this masterpiece in American music and thats fucking tragic

raywood? in MY 2017?

it’s more likely than you think