Phantom of the Paradise is one of the best movies in the world. I will stand by that statement until the day I die.
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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones
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Having a little dog is great. Sometimes I look at her, point, and go “you’re SMALL!!!!” and there’s nothing she can do about it
I interrogate my dog about it. "Why are you small? Who said you could be small?"
He exercises his right to remain silent but the evidence is right there
How fucking WASPy do you have to be to trust a police officer unconditionally but refuse to talk to the unarmed animal control guy who's just asking you to fucking leash your dog...
The best thing about the new Fallout series is watching everyone else realize that us ghoulfuckers were right all along
Holy shit, the guy I'm sleeping with made my bed while I was in the shower getting ready for work this morning...
Some guy tried to be a jerk to me while I was at work today by calling me "Sir, Ma'am, whatever you are"
Joke's on you asshole, that's exactly what I'm going for
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So I went on 2 really great dates with this guy but I wasn't feeling a spark, so I was going to tell him I wanted to be friends when he got back from his 3-week long artist retreat in Colombia
But now he's only been gone a week and I miss him so much.
oh god, that means I need to have the polyamory talk with him - part of which includes mentioning that I'm hopelessly in love with his boss...
So I went on 2 really great dates with this guy but I wasn't feeling a spark, so I was going to tell him I wanted to be friends when he got back from his 3-week long artist retreat in Colombia
But now he's only been gone a week and I miss him so much.
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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.
Girl help people in the notes are calling me rich and privileged for owning a computer.
Also during the Star Wars burlesque show there was an act based around Leia at Jabba's palace. They had a huge multi-person puppet for Jabba, honestly the production value of this show was amazing.
And [redacted] leans over to me during the strip tease and starts commenting how impressive the puppet is. It was so incredibly on brand for him and it took every shred of self control I have left not to lose it because of how expected it was.
I think last night was the closest I'll ever get to experiencing true, perfect bliss
[redacted] and I went down to the city with one of his friends (another middle aged theatre nerd man). We went to the history museum to see a new exhibit, met up with more people for an amazing dinner, then saw a Star Wars burlesque show. [redacted] brought THC gummies and we were mildly stoned the whole time since his friend was driving.
And the drive back home was magical. I half-napped in the back seat while listening to my favorite person talk theatre with another professional. I was still a little high and definitely tipsy from the cocktails at the burlesque show and just felt like I was having the best dream.
It was perfection and I almost laughed when I thought "How the hell did I end up right here?" It's like the universe is showing me exactly what my life choices have brought me to, and it's an amazing place.
My date: So... [redacted] and his wife are swingers, right? Like, I get a very strong vibe that they are.
Me: Surprisingly they aren't. Trust me, I've been trying.
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listening to music i listened to when i was 14 makes me realise im still the same person but taller & with a rare esoteric wisdom that can only be gained through suffering
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i want to be wooed....seduced.....romanced.......absolutely railed.......
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The Elephant Man (1980) Directed by David Lynch