TittleSkittle

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

Love how this is phrased like it’s an archaeological find

Walmart crazy for this one

Reblog to do that to the person you reblogged it from <3

awaken

WAKEY WAKEY!!

Normalize that.

Image description: "For the sake of your mental health, take mixed signals as a no" written in a tweet by majj_manuel.

This had me fucking screaming at 2 am

thinking about whale falls

(inspired by the work of @catadromously )

if ibuprofen was a girl I would marry him

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣