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whatever you do, don’t imagine Mathew being dominant over Lars and lifting him so that Lars’s legs around his waist and Lars’s back is against the wall and Matthew is leaving love bites everywhere and Lars is quietly moaning and pulling at Mattie’s hair and Mattie is squeezing Lars’s ass and their shirts are gone and Lars keeps bucking his hips against Mattie’s and is begging for Mattie to just fuck him

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The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

case closed everyone hit the showers

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