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Be John Egbert. ==>

@randomegbert / randomegbert.tumblr.com

You are JOHN EGBERT. You are TWENTY years old, officially old, and you could have sworn you already did this once a few years ago, at least you think it's been years. Life has changed, and there's no question about that. Even if Sburb is over, that doesn't mean Sburb is over. Anyhow, you still have a variety of INTERESTS, but they have changed a little. That passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES hasn't gone away, and you make it a point to find and watch new ones. you are also a MASTER PRANKSTER, something not everyone at school can appreciate. CAKE, of course, still drives you up the walls, thanks to your dad. And, things are different now. You spend a lot of your time getting to know all about to other timelines/dimensions/universes with the aid of tumblr. You've met so many different people, and you want to meet so many more. [[Canon divergent John Egbert Homestuck rp blog. Crossover friendly. I can, at times, be nsfw. None of the art used here is mine, Come say hello Established: March 15th, 2012]]
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well, i finally logged onto this on more than just a phone.

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randomegbert

hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

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swaggie2cape

my fail boyfriend and his cringe tags

oh come on, you know me, i wouldn't tag like that!!!!!

youve never capitalized a proper noun in your life

not even as an example. what kind of person do you take me for?

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hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

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but what do i know? i'm still here saying amogus. i'm so out of date!!!

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swaggie2cape

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

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randomegbert

omg you didn’t even watch that movie.

morbing is a state of mind john id expect you of all people to understand that

but which state is it? the people, they need to know! how will they ever find out if you don't explain it?

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dave? did you think you were a bad person? :(

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