BitchSauce

casting italian spells rn

pasta primavera

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main

Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare

• Garlic breath

• No neck to bite into

• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside

• Effectively immortal

• Roman Catholic

October so far: October 1 - Minecraft Steve In smash October 2 - Trump gets covid

I just been shutting the fuck up and chilling , you?

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

exactly

His name is Blip because that’s the noise I made while trying to think of a name

Well, okay, this is Blip.  He lives in armor he found because the forest scares him.

Hey, uh, not to be dramatic here or anything, but I would totally die for Blip.

me telling a lie

Jarec Wentworth, a straight man well-known for not wrecking men’s walls

wait didn’t he go to jail?

Nothing bad, he extorted a republican donor out of a fuck ton of money lol

Power couple