hotdiggedydemon: my little pony smokes weed

14 year olds in 2012:

me when the lady in the shape of water flooded her apartment and the cinema downstairs so she could get that fish dick

i had every single harpie lady lmaoooooo

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

@zenshousewife

Are you threatening me with violence

He’s so close to figuring it out

That one stubborn braincell linking two things just isn’t going to fucking light up because the epiphany will blow out the back of his goddamn skull like he was in Scanners.

fucka you

basard

what type of bug is this

i cant stop thinking about Scouts Ham Costume ™ from to kill a mocking bird……

she did that

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website