For my birthday my dad got me this Pepsi bowling ball from the 90s except holes were never drilled into it so it’s just an official Pepsi ORB

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is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

el fighting the demons from her past meanwhile mike is fighting homosexuality

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

I...I don't know????

BTS of Spiderman: no way home

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

Imagine being the first animal to get eaten by another animal in the cambrian era you would be like oh hey dude haha what’s up oh shit oh geez