send me the chubbiest kitten

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

Beautiful pudge at Pigeon Rescue Frankfurt

Killed her with kindness

This is why we need to stop taking pics of random people in public and posting them tbh

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

IM SCREAMING

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time 

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

That Awkward Moment Trying to Cross 🚘

HOLY SHIT, I SPAT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

I want to Die

my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls

Target’s two balls are my favorite Pokestop. 

that time when pokemen go led me to a murder house