THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

BYYYYYYYYYYE

Hedgehogs are natural life boats. Prior to the invention of modern safety floatation devices, hedgehogs were used as assistance for people that can’t swim. 

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

the only video game tip one truly needs is “save your game immediately after doing anything that took effort or you will suffer”

ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??

but me feets overheats

People who only speak english will never understand the struggle of not knowing if you have to call someone the ‘formal you’ or the ‘informal you’

So today I was sitting in a lockdown at school and this kid in my classroom whistled the mocking jay shit and literally people from all of the school repeated it and now we have an assembly about how it was inappropriate

do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’

This is actually me

if you fucked with crash then you know the anxiety these levels created

Mane

my favorite 

Where ya goin bitch