Goddess of life

RPG’s be like

I’m offended

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

@mastersamson88

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.

okay but do you think while link was fighting ganon in botw when they get out into the field, someone in the distance just saw this horrible gigantic disgusting embodiment of evil crash onto the ground followed by this? kid going head on with this beast of legend with nothing but a sword and bow and just being like holy shit that’s the kid i paid 50 bucks for catching lizards for me

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible. 

someone needs to tell this cat they are smoking too much weed

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

Lazy oaf!

lazyoafs

when i catch myself catching feelings

Have you heard? Zits are cool now.

So yeah.. gonna try this weekly comic thing again, we’ll see how that goes…

Also, I’m selling my book in my personal shop now! Signed and drawn in.

And if you’re in LA come by the Secret Headquarters TONIGHT (thursday) 6-9 and see my zit IRL.

am I rite