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Never Genuine

@angryscampi / angryscampi.tumblr.com

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c3rvida3

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

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lucydonato

the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you're showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach

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Maybe I'll treat myself to some substance abuse in response to these slight inconveniences

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You landlocked ass sad motherfuckers... hoes love stagnant water

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ironpour

ive been thinking about “hoes love stagnant water” every day since i read this 

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