Headcanon that Mink is an incredibly savvy couponer, and after Aoba comes to live with him they spend one morning each Sunday cutting coupons out of those little coupon books and organizing them into Mink's extremely impressive coupon file.
Headcanon that before Noiz gained sensation, he would always get food around his mouth and jaw and not realize it because he couldn't feel that it was there
so he walks around all the time looking like he ate a piece of pizza with his entire face
Headcanon that Koujaku has a secret obsession with Taco Bell
Headcanon that the secret to Mink's incredible fitness is Richard Simmons' Sweatin to the Oldies
and he only ever does it while decked out in full richard simmons garb
F I T A N D F I E R C E
Headcanon that Clear doesn't quite understand the meaning of the phrase "kiss my ass"
and then one day Aoba says it in jest and Clear gets super excited because he thinks it's an invitation
cue a confused Aoba with his pants down around his ankles and Clear enthusiastically blowing raspberries on his tushy
Anonymous asked:
Headcanon: While everyone is asleep, Clear goes and watches Lifetime movies and gets really emotional over them and then he ends up acting the movie out with the rest of the guys. It's all fine and dandy until he accidently watches a lesbian porno and tires to act out what they're doing.
i like to imagine clear printing out a bunch of little scripts and handing them out to an unwilling cast and crew
man, it would be a whole production
you got noiz dressed as a bush
mink wearing reindeer antlers and an expression irritated enough to scrape the grit right off of a sheet of sandpaper
ren, of course, playing the dog
aoba and koujaku wearing lingerie and eyeliner, fucking in a corner
all while clear stands on a stool in the middle of the room and recites a heart-wrenching and thought-provoking monologue about the ethical implications of artificial intelligence
Anonymous asked:
Noiz has Sims of everyone in an Asylum Challenge. Aoba is the controllable character. His response to anyone when they wander by, see the other Sims in Aspiration Failure, and ask what's going on is "Failed Scrap."
pfffffffffffffft
Headcanon that after getting a human body, Ren develops a jealousy complex over any and all electronic applications and devices because he can't use Google in his noodle anymore
Aoba would just end up coming home to find Ren trying to assert his dominance over a fucking GameCube
Anonymous asked:
NO, THESE AREN'T DETACHABLE. HIS DICK IS A LITERAL ARMY KNIFE, THEY JUST POP OUT WHEN HE PRESSES A BUTTON. SO YES, HE GRAB AND PULL HIS DICK TO GET REN TO CHASE THE LASER AND HIS DICK HAS TO BE RESTING ON KOU'S HEAD TO BRUSH HIS HAIR. BUT THEN THERE'S A LITTLE FOOD DISPENSER FOR TORI AND MINK GETS REALLY UPSET BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE CLEAR'S CUMMING INTO A BIRD'S MOUTH.
OH GOD
Anonymous asked:
Clear's dick is basically a swiss army knife but with attachments that make life easier. There's a laser pointer so he can play with ren, there's a little brush so he can help Koujaku with his hair, etc.
WAIT WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
ARE THESE LITTLE ADD-ONS DETACHABLE? OR IS CLEAR JUST SITTING ON THE FLOOR WAGGLING HIS DONG TO MAKE THE LITTLE RED LASER DOT MOVE ALONG THE WALL
WOULD KOUJAKU JUST HAVE TO SIT THERE WHILE CLEAR STANDS BEHIND HIM WITH HIS PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES-
JUST PELVIC THRUSTING INTO HIS FUCKING HAIR
Anonymous asked:
Clear's personal theme song is 'Barbie Girl' by Auqa. Though he's replaced the lyrics to make it more personal. "I'm a little jellyfish in an under sea world, wrapped in seaweed, it's sensational!"
just imagine him singing that on aoba's roof one day instead of the usual song and aoba just not having any idea how to react
or god forbid noiz overhear and join in with the original lyrics
Anonymous asked:
When nobody is around Mink watches and plays with My Little Ponies. His favorite pony is Fluttershy and he's even cosplayed as her before.
he would probably braid and put little ornaments into their hair lmao
i would imagine that tori would get kinda jealous
Headcanon noiz wears contacts
Anonymous asked:
Headcanon: Aoba makes sure that he and all the other boyfriends have a song and they listen to that song when they hang out. When he's with Mink they listen to 'Highway to Hell' by ACDC, when he's with Noiz it's 'Cum on Feel noi(z)se' by Quiet Riot, etc.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SONG HEADCANONS SINCE THE DAY I WALTZED OUTTA MY MOMMA'S WOMB SO I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THIS AND RUN WITH IT
ok does anyone remember that one lindsay lohan song from freaky friday because koujaku would totally insist that that was his and aoba's song and aoba would just be like... nah son
either that or some super mushy best friend song like this one right here god they are so cliche i love the best friend trope i love them
the nice thing about clear and aoba's relationship though is that even though it can be absolutely soul-crushingly sad it can also be sweet enough to rot your damn teeth straight outta your head
lmao highway to hell is great, i like this song for mink and aoba too, on a more serious note
i just think it's hilarious that noiz has basically progressed from this to this in the short time since meeting aoba
ren's and aoba's song would probably be this one by Michael Buble cause it's fuckin cute and they're fuckin cute
and i think this song is applicable to all the boyfriends
Headcanon that Noiz feels nostalgic every time he watches Aoba bite into a hotdog.
Headcanon that while out shopping for home decor with Aoba, Noiz ends up taking a bite out of a piece of decorative wax fruit that he saw sitting on a furniture display
he legitimately thinks that he is eating a real piece of fruit because he can't remember what actual fruit tastes like or that real fruit would not be sitting in the middle of a goddamn Ikea exhibit so he follows through with chewing and swallowing this massive bite of a plastic fucking apple
Aoba is just standing next to him with his jaw on the floor staring at whatever mythical creature he has for a boyfriend while Noiz is just thinking to himself, "I did myself right in only eating pizza and pasta all those years, this fruit shit is nasty"
Headcanon that Aoba can touch his nose with his tongue