Concept: two rival biologists on a mad dash to discover the most hideous, revolting new species so they can name it after the other one

We’ll never die

name him. name your son

BongWater

The tomboy/pink hater to non-binary/pink lover pipeline

more rats!

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

shepard’s friends and loved ones: god shepard you are SUCH a bad dancer🤣

shepard’s friends and loved ones, seconds later:

got banned from the circle chantry services because i looked a templar in the eye and said “blessed are the meatbeaters champions of the nut”

fuck zodiac signs what's your favorite class to play as in mass effect

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! This!!!!!!!!!!!

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

Gooooood morrow to you all! 💗💛💙

“How considerate,” it said, “that you would lead yourself here to be swallowed by the woods.”

Art by Haylee Morice